Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Here I am!!!!

Greetings, bloggers, lurkers, and other electronic miscreants. I am Bennett Dare-Dundatt (call me Ben) and this is my first blog. As an otherwise intelligent and mentally stable person, I have found it necessary to start this endeavor because...

1) My family is disowning me one guilt trip at a time,
2) My friends are becoming degenerates and idiots
(Actually, they always were degenerates and idiots; it's just taken me a while to realize it.), and
3) I can't afford therapy...

Therefore, I have no other recourse than to unload my accumulated angst on you.

Lucky bastards.


Anonymous Kiki said...

Perfect! We'll get along just fine.

Your fellow unhinged blogger,

9:53 AM  

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